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Privacy Policy

Version 1.0 Effective Date: July 4, 2026 Last Updated: July 4, 2026

Plain-language summary. The Off-Leash Oracle is a free, for-fun daily message service. We only collect what we need to deliver the reading you asked for — your email address if you subscribe by email, or a push-notification token if you enable notifications on a device. We do not sell or rent your information, we do not use advertising or analytics cookies, and you can unsubscribe at any time in one step. The full detail is below.

1. Who we are

The Off-Leash Oracle™ ("the Oracle," "we," "us," "our") is a website and daily-message service operated by Joy, Thee & Me LLC, a Texas limited liability company, at offleashoracle.com. Joy, Thee & Me LLC is the data controller responsible for the personal information described in this policy.

This policy explains what information we collect from visitors and subscribers, why we collect it, how we protect it, and the choices and rights you have. It is written to be read alongside our Terms of Use.

2. Information we collect

We practice data minimization: we collect only what is necessary to run the service you request. We do not require you to create an account.

a) Information you give us when you subscribe

b) Information collected automatically for security & abuse prevention

c) Information stored locally on your device

What we do not collect: we do not ask for your name, we do not run advertising or web-analytics trackers (no Google Analytics, no ad pixels), and we do not build behavioral profiles.

3. How we use your information

PurposeData used
Send the daily Off-Leash Oracle reading you subscribed toEmail address / push token
Send a one-time confirmation ("double opt-in") and transactional messages (e.g., unsubscribe confirmations)Email address
Prevent spam, bots, and abuse; secure the serviceIP address, timestamps, reCAPTCHA signals, honeypot
Comply with law and respond to your privacy requestsAs applicable to the request

We do not use your information for advertising, for cross-context behavioral tracking, or to make automated decisions that produce legal or similarly significant effects about you.

4. Legal bases for processing (GDPR / UK GDPR)

If you are in the European Economic Area or the United Kingdom, we rely on the following legal bases:

5. Who we share your information with

We do not sell your information (see §6). We share it only with the service providers ("processors") that operate the service on our behalf, and only as needed:

ProviderRoleWhat they process
Google Firebase / Google Cloud (Google LLC) — Firebase project binditails-da2deStores subscriber records (Cloud Firestore), runs our subscription and daily-send functions (Cloud Functions), and delivers web push (Firebase Cloud Messaging)Email address, push token, IP/timestamps
Google reCAPTCHA (Google LLC)Bot / abuse detection on subscription formsDevice & usage signals, IP
Email delivery serviceSends confirmation and daily-reading emailsEmail address, message content

These providers are contractually bound to protect your information and use it only to provide their services to us. We may also disclose information if required by law, to enforce our Terms, or to protect the rights, safety, and property of our users, the public, or Joy, Thee & Me LLC — and in connection with a merger, acquisition, or sale of assets, with notice as required by law.

6. We do not sell or "share" your personal information

We do not sell your personal information, and we do not "share" it for cross-context behavioral advertising, as those terms are defined under the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA/CPRA) and similar U.S. state laws. We have not done so in the preceding 12 months. Because we do not sell or share, there is no "Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information" action required — but you may still exercise the rights in §9.

7. Cookies & similar technologies

We do not use advertising cookies or web-analytics cookies. The only technologies we use are:

8. Data retention

9. Your choices & privacy rights

Unsubscribing (available to everyone)

Legal rights

Depending on where you live (e.g., under GDPR/UK GDPR, the CCPA/CPRA, or other U.S. state laws), you may have the right to:

To make a request, email hello@joytheeandme.com. We may need to verify your identity before acting on a request. You may use an authorized agent where the law allows. We will respond within the timeframe required by applicable law.

10. International data transfers

We are based in the United States, and our service providers (including Google) process data on infrastructure that may be located in the United States and other countries. Where we transfer personal information out of the EEA or UK, we rely on appropriate safeguards such as the European Commission's Standard Contractual Clauses (and the UK Addendum) offered by those providers.

11. Children's privacy

The Off-Leash Oracle is intended for a general adult audience and is not directed to children under 13 (or under 16 in the EEA/UK). We do not knowingly collect personal information from children. If you believe a child has provided us information, contact us (§14) and we will delete it.

12. Security

We use reputable, security-hardened infrastructure (Google Firebase/Cloud), transport encryption (HTTPS/TLS), server-side abuse protection, and the principle of least privilege for administrative access. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure, but we take reasonable and appropriate measures to protect your information and to limit what we collect in the first place.

13. Changes to this policy

We may update this policy as the service evolves or as the law changes. When we do, we will increment the version number and update the Effective Date and Last Updated fields at the top, and record the change in the Version History table below. Prior versions are preserved in our public source-control history so the exact policy in effect on any given date can be reconstructed. Material changes will be accompanied by additional notice where required by law.

14. Contact us

Joy, Thee & Me LLC

The Off-Leash Oracle™

Privacy requests & questions: hello@joytheeandme.com

15. Version history

VersionEffective dateSummary of changes
v1.0July 4, 2026Initial publication. Establishes privacy governance for email and web-push subscriptions: data minimization, double opt-in, processor disclosures (Firebase/Google, reCAPTCHA), GDPR legal bases, CCPA "no sale/share" statement, retention, rights, and version control.

This document is version-controlled in the project source repository. The authoritative, timestamped change record — mapping each version to its effective date and commit — is maintained in CHANGE-CONTROL.md (Legal Document Register).